To the Editor:
Whew! It’s getting hard to keep up with the Trump Naming Project. We live far from Trumpington, D.C., (new name I think he’d like!!!), but I’m jazzed about it! OK, Trumpington might be a mistake. Just plain old “Trump, D.C.” would probably be a better complement of his Lincoln-esque persona. I’ve heard he’s more popular than the bearded guy ever was. No beard, but his high-T is (reportedly) through the roof according to his doc, Rufus T. Firefly. Dr. F. thinks he could probably live to be 80 in dog years! I don’t think that’s a good analogy, though, since Trump hates dogs.
I’ve been working on a local naming project, myself. For instance, I’ve painted our street red, white and blue and lined it with $TRUMP meme coins. Very glittery! I’ve also changed the signage to “Trump Boulevard” in honor of the Great One. There is a “HIGH T(rump) Arch” that sits at the intersection of Trump Boulevard and Johnson-Clinton Road. I thought it would be good to have the three impeached dignitaries involved with my project. That’s another thing. Trump was impeached not once, but twice! Can’t beat that! OK. Maybe there’ll be a third time down the road with another one of Trump’s great mugshot scowls that he can market!
I should confess that my Trump Naming Project is currently a small-scale model in my basement. But it looks pretty amazing, just like the small-scale replicas of the East Wing Ballroom, Helipad Slab, and the Trump Arch that our Fearless Leader carries with him. And I get the same unbelievable responses the Prez gets when he shows off these tiny plastic marvels. Sort of like, “Wow, I can’t believe you’re doing this!?” I think they mean it in a good way.
Glenn Duerr
Waynesville