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A vanilla, sparrow-only life would be devastating

Imagine walking into an ice cream shop excited about the many flavor selections, only to be greeted by a clerk who says, โ€œFrom now on, all we have is vanilla.โ€ Befuddled, you respond with, โ€œOhโ€ฆ OK, then I guess Iโ€™ll have vanilla, but letโ€™s add some sprinkles and chocolate chips.โ€ Then the clerk says, โ€œNo toppings. Just plain olโ€™ vanilla. That will be the only option from now on.โ€ 

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